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Definition of snappy snappier, snappiest in the dictionary. Information about snappy in the dictionary, synonyms and antonyms. I dont know what your problem is, but ill bet its hard to pronounce. Join thousands of people who have learned to shut down verbal bullies. We have great snappy comebacks about the human package. The book is actually based on a selfhelp book written by rosalind wisemans 2002 book. Read snappy put downs and funny insults every week from the story snappy put downs and funny insults by biggie0312 with 365 reads. Hannahs book lifts the spirits with snappy prose and exuberant pictures that capture the energy of jazz, introducing readers to some of the famous artists. Snappy put downs and funny insults joseph rosenbloom on. A random list of witty put downs for hecklers not playing with a full deck. Shes got more chins than the hong kong telephone book. No one throws down insults to rampallions and scullions like william shakespeare. You started at the bottom and its been downhill ever since.

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